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The 2026 Vuelta a España Has Already Broken Our Hearts — And We Can't Stop Watching


01 September 2026 | By Cycliste Touriste



Nobody expected the 2026 Vuelta a España to be decided by a rock on the road.

And yet here we are.

Nine stages in, and the race that was supposed to be Tadej Pogačar's coronation — the final piece of his Grand Tour collection, the Vuelta title that would complete his set alongside the Tour and the Giro — has instead become something more complicated, more painful, and in a strange way more compelling than anyone could have predicted.

This is cycling. It never goes the way you plan.

The Week That Had Everything

The 2026 Vuelta started with a bang. Stage 6 went to Pogačar himself — because of course it did. He was in red, he was dominant, he was on course to win the Vuelta by a margin that would have made the history books. After just a week of racing, Pogačar had built a lead of 3 minutes and 50 seconds over Enric Mas. At that pace, some observers were suggesting his final winning margin could exceed ten minutes. Ten minutes. In a Grand Tour.

Wout van Aert was delivering stage wins. Pavel Sivakov — riding in Pogačar's service — narrowly missed a stage win of his own after a 175-kilometre breakaway was caught five kilometres from the line at Aitana. The UAE Train was in full control. The script was written.

And then Stage 8 happened.

The Crash That Stopped the Cycling World

Tadej Pogačar hit a rock on the road and was forced to abandon after suffering multiple injuries. Not on a mountain pass. Not on a technical descent. On an innocuous stretch of road, 33 kilometres from the finish, in the midst of the peloton.

Pogačar was riding in the midst of the peloton when he came off his bike, having suddenly swerved to his right and colliding with another rider. He was hit from behind by multiple other riders.

The Slovenian tumbled to the tarmac, losing control, flying head first over his handlebars and landing on his shoulder and face. With his entire team stopping and waiting, the peloton at first slowed down but then carried on after Pogačar tried to remount a couple of minutes later, but cried out "no" and winced in pain when he touched his bike.

The images were horrible to watch. The greatest cyclist in the world, sitting on the road, unable to get back on his bike. His team around him. The race disappearing up the road.

According to UAE's medical director, Dr Adrian Rotunno: "Tadej has been diagnosed with a concussion, a displaced left clavicle fracture, a stable C7 cervical fracture, and multiple abrasions."

A broken collarbone. A broken vertebra. A concussion. He will require clavicle surgery which will be delayed due to concussion precautions.

This marks the first time the 27-year-old has failed to finish a Grand Tour.

And from his hospital bed in Barcelona, Pogačar posted a photo of himself in a neck brace — accompanied by the Bee Gees' hit Stayin' Alive.

Even hospitalised, barely able to move, he made us smile. That's who he is.

The Class of Enric Mas

In the immediate aftermath of the crash, something beautiful happened.

Enric Mas, second in the general classification before Pogačar's crash and now the de-facto race leader, refused to don the red jersey during the podium ceremony in the immediate aftermath of the stage.

He stood on the podium without it. A quiet, powerful gesture of respect for the man who had been wearing it.

"I haven't 'won' the red jersey," Mas said. "It is such a terrible shame. Firstly, that there are crashes; secondly, that they are so serious; and finally, that it happens to Tadej. He was wearing the red jersey, and it is a real pity."

In a sport that can sometimes feel dominated by numbers — watts, seconds, margins — moments like this remind you that cycling is also about people. About the code that exists between riders who understand what it costs to be there, to suffer that much, to be that close.

Mas wore the red jersey the next day, as he had to. But the gesture the night before said everything about the kind of champion he might become.

A Race Blown Wide Open

With Pogačar gone, the 2026 Vuelta has transformed completely. What was a coronation is now a genuine battle.

After Stage 9, Enric Mas has solidified his lead — the Spaniard now has a 1 minute 18 second advantage over four-time overall champion Primož Roglič. Felix Gall sits third at 1 minute 39 seconds. Oscar Onley — the young INEOS rider who has been one of the revelations of the race — is fourth at 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Four riders. Two minutes of racing separating them. Twelve stages still to go through the mountains of Spain.

This is the Vuelta nobody expected. And it might be the best one in years.

Enric Mas is riding the race of his career. The Spaniard has spent years finishing second — at the Vuelta, at the Tour, always just off the podium of the very biggest races. This could be his moment. On home roads, in front of Spanish crowds who have been waiting for a home Vuelta champion, he has a real chance.

Primož Roglič is four-time Vuelta champion and the most dangerous man in the race. He has won this race before when nobody expected it. He will not give up without everything he has. At 36 years old, every Grand Tour could be his last chance at glory. He races like he knows it.

Felix Gall is the quiet threat. The Austrian climber has been consistently excellent throughout — never flashy, always there. In a Vuelta that now rewards consistency over dominance, that might be exactly the right approach.

Oscar Onley is 23 years old and riding his first Vuelta as a genuine GC contender. The INEOS youngster has been one of the stories of the race — fearless, talented, and seemingly unbothered by the pressure of competing with riders a decade older. Whatever happens in the final two weeks, a star has arrived.

Why You Should Be Watching This

If you haven't been following the 2026 Vuelta, start now. Here's why the next two weeks matter:

Enric Mas could become Spain's first home Vuelta champion since Alberto Contador in 2012. Fourteen years. The hunger of an entire country behind him. The pressure and the opportunity in equal measure.

Roglič is hunting his fifth Vuelta title. Five would put him in territory nobody has ever reached. The man is 36, still racing at the highest level, still capable of winning. How?

The mountains are yet to come. The Sierra Nevada. The brutal summit finishes of Andalusia. The Vuelta always saves its hardest days for the final week — and with the GC so tight, every climb in the final week could change everything.

Wout van Aert is still there — hunting stage wins on the terrain that suits him, the explosive finishes and broken roads that turn a race into chaos. A Vuelta stage win would be a brilliant end to his season.

What This Race Is Teaching Us

The 2026 Vuelta a España has already delivered more drama in nine stages than most races manage in three weeks. A dominant champion crashing out. A classy gesture from the new leader. A GC battle that nobody predicted. Young riders announcing themselves to the world.

This is what cycling does. It plans nothing and delivers everything.

Pogačar will recover. He's 27, he's the greatest cyclist of his generation, and a broken collarbone does not define a career. He'll be back — at the spring classics, at the Tour, at whatever race he decides deserves his attention next year. The cycling world hasn't seen the last of him. Not even close.

But for now, the Vuelta belongs to someone else. And the race to decide who that is has only just begun.

The Vuelta Deserves Your Attention

We said it in our Grand Tour comparison last week: the Vuelta is cycling's best kept secret. The most exciting racing of the three Grand Tours, the most unpredictable outcomes, the most dramatic final weeks.

This year is proving the point in the most dramatic way possible.

Clear your evenings for the next two weeks. Make coffee. Find the race. Watch what happens.

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Tour de France vs Giro d'Italia vs Vuelta a España: Which Grand Tour Is Actually the Best?

20 August 2026 | By Cycliste Touriste

Every cycling fan has an opinion on this. And every cycling fan is wrong — except for the ones who agree with us.

The three Grand Tours are the pinnacle of professional cycling. Three races. Three weeks each. Three countries. Three very different personalities. The Tour de France, the Giro d'Italia, and the Vuelta a España are the sporting events that define the cycling calendar — and the debate about which one is greatest is as old as the races themselves.

So let's settle it. Sort of.

The Tour de France: The Greatest Show on Earth

Let's start with the obvious one. The Tour de France is the most famous cycling race in the world. It is, by most measures, the most famous sporting event in the world after the Olympics and the FIFA World Cup. Three weeks. Twenty-one stages. The entire country of France as a backdrop. The yellow jersey.

The 2026 edition — which concluded just weeks ago in Paris — was a masterclass in why the Tour matters. Tadej Pogačar won his fifth Tour de France title, joining the pantheon of cycling's greatest ever: Anquetil, Merckx, Hinault, Induráin. Five titles. The most iconic number in the race's history.

Remco Evenepoel — Belgium's own — finished a brilliant second at 6 minutes and 26 seconds, the best result of his Tour career. Isaac del Toro took third. It was a race that had everything: a dramatic opening TTT in Barcelona, Vingegaard crashing out, Pogačar attacking on Alpe d'Huez with the kind of ferocity that made you question whether he is human.

The case for the Tour:

  • Biggest global audience by far
  • The yellow jersey is the most iconic jersey in sport
  • The French Alps and Pyrenees provide the most spectacular mountain stages
  • Winning the Tour is the definition of cycling greatness
  • The Champs-Élysées finale is unmatched in sporting theatre

The case against:

  • Its size and prestige mean it can feel corporate and overly managed
  • The route is sometimes too conservative — designed to protect favourites rather than provoke racing
  • The pressure can sometimes suffocate the pure joy of racing

Verdict: The greatest race in the world. Undeniable. But not always the most exciting.

The Giro d'Italia: The Most Beautiful Race in the World

If the Tour is the greatest, the Giro is the most beautiful. And there are plenty of cycling fans — serious ones, the kind who know their palmares and their mountain passes — who will argue that beautiful beats greatest every single time.

The Giro d'Italia runs every May through the most spectacular country on earth. The Dolomites. The Italian Alps. Coastal roads along the Mediterranean. Mountain passes with names that sound like poetry — the Stelvio, the Mortirolo, the Zoncolan. The maglia rosa — the pink jersey — exists because the race was first published in La Gazzetta dello Sport, which is printed on pink paper. Even the history is beautiful.

The Giro is also the most unpredictable of the three Grand Tours. The weather in May in the Italian mountains is genuinely wild — snow, rain, cold, and then suddenly blazing sunshine. Races can be turned upside down by a mountain stage in a blizzard. The chaos is part of the appeal.

And the passion. Italian cycling fans — the tifosi — are in a category of their own. They line the mountain passes in their thousands, running alongside their heroes, lighting flares, making noise that echoes off the rock faces. No other race has an atmosphere quite like a Giro mountain stage.

The case for the Giro:

  • The most beautiful race route in the world
  • The most dramatic and unpredictable racing
  • The tifosi create an atmosphere unlike anything else in sport
  • The Dolomites make every other mountain range look ordinary
  • The maglia rosa is the most elegant jersey in cycling

The case against:

  • Smaller global audience than the Tour
  • Winning the Giro doesn't carry the same prestige as the Tour for most riders
  • The unpredictable weather can sometimes make for chaotic rather than great racing

Verdict: The soul of cycling. If you've never watched a Giro mountain stage in the Dolomites, you haven't seen what this sport can be.

The Vuelta a España: The Best Kept Secret in Cycling

And then there's the Vuelta. The youngest of the three Grand Tours, the least talked about, the one that gets overlooked in conversations about the greatest races. The Vuelta a España is cycling's best kept secret — and it's about to start.

On August 22nd, the 81st edition of the Vuelta a España kicks off in Monaco with a 9-kilometre individual time trial through the principality's iconic streets. From there, the race winds through southern France and Andorra before entering Spain, eventually finishing in Granada on September 13th — 3,275 kilometres later, with 58,000 metres of climbing in between.

And Tadej Pogačar — fresh from winning the Tour de France just weeks ago — is back. Racing the Vuelta after winning the Tour. In pursuit of something that hasn't been done in decades: the Tour-Vuelta double in the same year.

This alone makes the 2026 Vuelta unmissable.

Why the Vuelta deserves more respect:

The Vuelta has quietly reinvented itself over the last decade into arguably the most exciting of the three Grand Tours for pure racing. Here's why:

The route is brutal. The Spanish mountains — the Sierra Nevada, the climbs of Andalusia, the brutal summit finishes — are genuinely savage. The 2026 route features seven summit finishes and over 58,000 metres of total ascent. Riders who have survived the Tour arrive in Spain tired, and tired riders race differently — more desperately, more aggressively, more beautifully.

The racing is more open. Because the Vuelta attracts a slightly different field — some Tour riders skip it, others arrive specifically for it — the racing tends to be more unpredictable. Breakaways succeed more often. Unexpected names emerge. The script gets torn up more regularly than at the Tour.

The atmosphere is electric. Spanish cycling fans are passionate in a way that rivals the Italian tifosi. The Vuelta passes through towns and villages that light up for the race — it's a national event in the truest sense.

Wout van Aert is there. Fresh from a brilliant Tour, van Aert lines up at the Vuelta looking for stage wins on the broken terrain and explosive finishes that suit him perfectly. A Vuelta stage win for van Aert would be one of the stories of the cycling year.

The case for the Vuelta:

  • The most exciting racing of the three Grand Tours
  • A genuinely brutal route that produces dramatic GC battles
  • Tired riders race with more desperation and less calculation
  • The Spanish mountains are wildly underrated
  • The 2026 edition has Pogačar chasing the Tour-Vuelta double — unmissable

The case against:

  • Historically lower prestige than the Tour and Giro
  • September timing means some riders have already peaked for the season
  • Less global media coverage than it deserves

Verdict: The most underrated race in cycling. Watch the 2026 Vuelta and you'll never overlook it again.

So Which Grand Tour Is Actually the Best?

Here's our honest answer: it depends on what you love about cycling.

Watch the Tour if you want the greatest spectacle in sport. The biggest names, the biggest mountains, the biggest moments. The yellow jersey in Paris. History being made. This year, Pogačar joined Merckx. It doesn't get bigger than that.

Watch the Giro if you want to fall in love with the sport all over again. The beauty, the chaos, the passion, the pink jersey in the Dolomites. The Giro reminds you why cycling is the most romantic sport in the world.

Watch the Vuelta if you want the best pure racing. The most exciting GC battles, the most unpredictable stages, the most desperate attacks from tired legs in the Spanish sun. And this year — Pogačar, van Aert, and 58,000 metres of climbing. Starting in two days.

The correct answer, of course, is: watch all three. Clear your May, July, and August-September. Make coffee. Find a good sofa. And remember that you live in the golden age of Grand Tour cycling.

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Why Cyclists Wake Up at 5am (And Why We Don't Apologise For It)

20 July 2026 | By Cycliste Touriste

The alarm goes off at 5am. It is dark. It is quiet. Every rational part of your brain is telling you to turn it off and go back to sleep.

You get up anyway.

You make coffee. You pull on your kit. You check the weather one more time — not because you might not go, but because you want to know what you're riding into. And then you go.

By the time most people are hitting snooze for the third time, you're already out there. Legs turning. Road empty. The world belonging entirely to you and your bike.

This is not a sacrifice. This is the point.

The 5am Ride Is a Different World

There is something about the early morning that no other time of day can replicate. The light is different — softer, more horizontal, turning everything golden even on a grey day. The roads are empty in a way they never are at 9am or 2pm. The air is cooler, cleaner, quieter.

On an early morning ride, you share the road with delivery trucks, the occasional dog walker, and other cyclists — all of them nodding at each other with the quiet solidarity of people who made the same choice and don't need to explain it.

There is no traffic. There are no interruptions. There is no phone pinging. There is just the rhythm of pedalling and whatever your brain decides to do with an hour of uninterrupted movement.

Usually, it decides to sort itself out.

The Mental Health Argument (That Isn't Really an Argument)

Ask any regular early morning cyclist why they do it and somewhere in the answer — under the talk about training zones and coffee and Strava segments — is something simpler: it makes them feel better.

Not just during the ride. After it. For hours. Sometimes all day.

The science is well-established at this point. Exercise releases endorphins. Fresh air and daylight regulate mood and cortisol. The meditative quality of sustained physical effort — the repetition, the rhythm, the forward motion — is genuinely calming in a way that no app or podcast has quite managed to replicate.

But cyclists knew this before the science caught up. They knew it the first time they came home from a 6am ride and realised that whatever had been keeping them awake at night felt, somehow, more manageable.

The bike is a weapon of stress reduction. The early morning is simply the best time to deploy it.

What the Pros Are Doing While You're Asleep

Right now, the Tour de France is happening. Tadej Pogačar — the greatest cyclist on the planet — is somewhere in France in yellow, having already put the race beyond most of his rivals with a brutal attack in the Massif Central that left everyone gasping.

Remco Evenepoel, Belgium's own, is fighting in second place after a stunning Stage 15 win. Jonas Vingegaard, who had been stalking Pogačar from second overall, crashed out of the race — a brutal reminder of how brutal this sport can be.

These riders wake up earlier than 5am. They ride further, faster, and harder than most of us will ever go. But the fundamental truth of what they do — the alarm, the kit, the road, the effort — is the same as what you do on a Tuesday morning when nobody is watching.

The scale is different. The feeling is the same.

The Objections (And Why They Don't Hold Up)

"I'm not a morning person."

Neither was every cyclist who now wakes up at 5am voluntarily. Morning cycling creates morning cyclists. The body adapts. The ritual becomes the reward. Within a few weeks, the alarm feels less like punishment and more like permission.

"I don't have time in the evening."

Exactly. Life fills the evening. Work runs late. Dinner happens. The children need things. The evening ride that was planned at 8am has a way of not happening by the time 7pm arrives. The morning ride happens because it has to happen before anything else can get in the way.

"It's too dark / cold / wet."

Good lights cost less than a decent wheelset. A base layer and arm warmers solve cold. Wet is temporary — you dry off. The ride happened. The hour is banked. The day is already better than it would have been.

"I'd rather sleep."

Fair. But ask yourself: do you ever finish a morning ride and wish you'd stayed in bed? The answer, almost without exception, is no. Nobody regrets a ride they did. Plenty of people regret the rides they didn't.

The Morning Ride Ritual

For those who do it regularly, the 5am ride develops its own ritual that becomes almost as important as the ride itself.

The night before: kit laid out. Bottles filled. Tyres checked. Garmin charging. This preparation is part of it — the quiet commitment made the evening before that makes the morning decision easier.

The morning itself: coffee first. Always coffee first. Not because you need the caffeine (though you do) but because it's the transition — from sleep to alertness, from the world of the duvet to the world of the road. The coffee is the ritual within the ritual.

Then: outside. The click of cleats. The first pedal stroke. The cold air on your face. And within minutes, every reason you had not to go has evaporated completely.

Why We Don't Apologise For It

Some people find it strange. The early alarms. The lycra in the dark. The obsessive checking of weather apps. The way a cyclist will structure their entire week around getting a long ride in on Sunday morning.

We understand why it looks odd from the outside.

But here's the thing: the 5am cyclist arrives at work calmer than most people. They handle stress better. They sleep better. They have something that is entirely theirs — an hour or two every day that belongs to no one else, that produces nothing except movement and wellbeing and the particular satisfaction of having already done something hard before the rest of the world has started.

That's not a sacrifice. That's a strategy.

And no, we don't apologise for it.

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Gifts for Cyclists Who Have Everything: The No-Nonsense Guide for 2026

14 July 2026 | By Cycliste Touriste

You know the feeling.

A birthday is approaching. Or Christmas. Or Father's Day. The person you need to buy for is a cyclist. A proper one. The kind who already has three bikes, a drawer full of lycra, every gadget Garmin has ever made, and an opinion about tyre pressure that they will share whether you asked or not.

You google "gifts for cyclists." You get the same list you always get. Bike lights. A cycling jersey. A multi-tool. Things they either already own or will want to choose themselves.

You close the tab. You stare at the ceiling.

This guide is for you. We're skipping the obvious. We're going straight to the gifts that actually land — the ones that make a cyclist light up because nobody thought of it before.

First, Let's Agree on What Not to Buy

Before we get to the good stuff, let's clear the field.

Don't buy them a bike. Too personal, too technical, too expensive. Unless they sent you a link with "buy me this exact one" written in the subject line, don't do it.

Don't buy them cycling gear. Helmets, shoes, gloves, jerseys — cyclists are extremely specific about this stuff. Brand loyalty runs deep. Sizing is tricky. You will get it wrong and they will smile politely and never use it.

Don't buy them a Garmin. They either already have one or they've already decided which one they want next.

Don't buy them a cycling book unless you know exactly which ones they've read. Every cycling fan owns We Were Young and Carefree, The Climb, and Eat, Sleep, Cycle already.

Now. With all of that out of the way — here's what actually works.

1. Something That Celebrates Their Personality, Not Just Their Sport

Here's the insight that most gift guides miss: the best gifts for cyclists aren't about cycling equipment. They're about cycling identity.

A cyclist doesn't just ride bikes. They are a cyclist. It's part of how they see themselves, how they talk about their weekends, how they explain why they're tired on Monday morning. The best gifts acknowledge that identity with a wink.

That's exactly why funny cycling apparel is consistently one of the most appreciated gifts for cyclists who already have everything. Not because they need another t-shirt — but because a great cycling tee says something true about who they are, and makes them laugh in the process.

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  • "World's Okayest Cyclist" — for the self-aware rider who knows their limits and is fine with them
  • "I'd Rather Be Cycling" — for anyone sitting through a work meeting on a sunny day
  • "Coffee, Cycling and Beers" — the holy trinity of the weekend warrior
  • "Weapon of Stress Reduction" — because it really is cheaper than therapy
  • "Mountain Passes, Sunsets and Freedom" — for the cyclist who treats every ride like a small adventure

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2. A Cycling Experience, Not a Cycling Product

If they have all the gear, give them something to use it on.

A guided cycling trip to somewhere on their bucket list. Mallorca, the Dolomites, Girona, the Pyrenees — there are specialist cycling travel companies that organise everything: routes, accommodation, transfers, support vehicles. For a cyclist who has everything physical, an experience is genuinely uncharted territory.

A cycling sportive entry. L'Étape du Tour lets amateur cyclists ride an actual Tour de France stage. La Marmotte. The Maratona dles Dolomites. These events sell out months in advance and the entry alone is a genuinely exciting gift.

A velodrome taster session. Most serious road cyclists have never actually ridden a velodrome. It's a completely different experience and something they'll talk about for years.

3. The Coffee Angle (Never Fails)

Every cyclist loves coffee. This is not a stereotype — it is a documented fact of cycling culture. The café stop is sacred. The pre-ride espresso is ritual. The post-ride flat white is a reward.

So lean into it:

  • A specialty coffee subscription from a quality roaster — monthly bags of single-origin beans delivered to their door
  • A quality home espresso setup if they don't already have one
  • A cycling café experience — find a café near a popular local cycling route and book them breakfast after a morning ride

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4. Recovery & Comfort (The Unsexy Gifts That Actually Get Used)

Cyclists spend a lot of energy on going fast. They spend surprisingly little on recovering well. This is your opportunity.

  • A foam roller or massage gun — they probably have a basic one. A quality upgrade (Theragun, Hypervolt) is genuinely appreciated.
  • A high-quality bathrobe — after a long ride, the post-shower recovery hour is real. A great robe is a small luxury they'd never buy themselves.
  • A personalised nutrition consultation — serious cyclists are obsessed with marginal gains. A session with a sports nutritionist is practical, useful, and something they'd never think to book for themselves.

5. For the Cyclist Who Also Has a Sense of Humour

Some cyclists take themselves very seriously. Others — the best ones, in our experience — don't.

For the latter category, lean into the absurdity of cycling culture:

  • A framed Strava screenshot of their best ever ride or a personal record. Properly framed, like art. This is funnier than it sounds and they will absolutely hang it.
  • A custom cycling portrait — there are artists on Etsy who will paint your cyclist in full retro cycling kit, Tour de France style. Genuinely unique and completely ridiculous in the best possible way.
  • A "cycling widow" survival kit for their long-suffering partner — coffee, a good book, noise-cancelling headphones, and a Cycliste Touriste tee. Acknowledge the joke. They'll both appreciate it.

6. Tech They Didn't Know They Needed

If your cyclist is a gadget person, here's where to look for something they might not already own:

  • A indoor training mat — if they use a turbo trainer, a quality mat makes a real difference to noise and floor protection
  • A cycling-specific sunscreen — yes, this is a thing. High SPF, sweat-resistant, specifically designed for hours in the saddle in the sun
  • A quality cycling cap — not a helmet, a proper cotton or merino cycling cap for café stops and casual rides. Deeply traditional, endlessly stylish

The Bottom Line

Buying for a cyclist who has everything isn't actually that hard once you stop trying to buy them cycling equipment and start thinking about what makes them them.

They're a person who loves an early start, a long effort, a coffee at the top, and the particular satisfaction of arriving home tired and happy. Buy for that person — not just the bike.

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July 2026: The Greatest Month in Sports History (And Why Cyclists Are Winning It)

06 July 2026 | By Cycliste Touriste

Something extraordinary is happening right now.

As you read this, the greatest cycling race in the world is underway. Jonas Vingegaard is in yellow after winning the opening team time trial in Barcelona. Tadej Pogačar is six seconds behind him and already plotting his revenge. The Pyrenees are coming. Alpe d'Huez looms twice on the horizon. Three weeks of the most beautiful, brutal sport on earth are just getting started.

And somewhere across the Atlantic, the World Cup is in its knockout rounds. Spain vs Portugal. Belgium vs the USA. Argentina still in it, Messi still doing Messi things. Thirty-two teams left, every match sudden death, the whole planet watching.

July 2026 is, without question, the greatest month in the history of sport. Two of the biggest events on earth — the Tour de France and the FIFA World Cup — are running simultaneously for the first time. And if you're a cycling fan, we have excellent news for you.

You can watch both. Easily. And the Tour is better.

The Overlap Nobody Warned You About

The 2026 FIFA World Cup runs from June 11 to July 19. The Tour de France runs from July 4 to July 26. That means from July 4th — the day Vingegaard's Visma-Lease a Bike team stormed around Barcelona in the opening TTT — until the World Cup final on July 19th at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, both events are live simultaneously.

Fifteen days of overlap. Two massive sporting events. One calendar.

For football fans, this sounds stressful. For cycling fans, it's actually a gift.

Here's why: the World Cup is happening in North America. Kickoff times are 3pm and 8pm Eastern Time — which translates to 9pm and 2am in Central European Time. Tour de France stages, meanwhile, finish in the afternoon: typically around 5pm local time.

The schedule, in practice, looks like this for a European viewer:

  • Afternoon: Watch the Tour de France stage finish. Marvel at the climbers. Check the GC standings. Debate whether Pogačar will crack Vingegaard before the Alps.
  • Evening: Switch to the World Cup. Spain vs Portugal. Belgium vs the USA. Argentina, somehow, always Argentina.

No conflict. No impossible choice. Just an unbroken wall of elite sport from lunchtime to midnight, every single day for two weeks.

You're welcome.

The Tour de France Is Already Delivering

Two stages in, and the 2026 Tour has already set the tone.

Stage 1 was a team time trial — the first time the Tour has opened with a TTT since 1971 — and Visma-Lease a Bike executed it flawlessly. Jonas Vingegaard took the first yellow jersey of the race, looking sharp and confident after a difficult few years.

Stage 2 was a different story. Three circuits of Montjuïc — Barcelona's iconic hill — and the GC favourites were already at each other's throats. Pogačar gifted the stage to his UAE teammate Isaac del Toro in a masterclass of tactical racing, taking the time bonus for second place to cut Vingegaard's lead to just six seconds. Remco Evenepoel sits third at 15 seconds.

Six seconds. After two stages. Three weeks still to go.

The battle lines are drawn: Vingegaard vs Pogačar for yellow, Evenepoel lurking, a brutal route through the Pyrenees, and two summit finishes at Alpe d'Huez waiting in the Alps. This Tour is going to be extraordinary.

Meanwhile, Isaac del Toro — the young Mexican rider who took the stage win in Barcelona — celebrated by dedicating his victory to Mexico's World Cup campaign. The two events are already bleeding into each other.

Two Events, Two Completely Different Vibes

Here's the thing about watching both the Tour and the World Cup in the same month: they are completely different emotional experiences, and that contrast is actually what makes July 2026 so special.

The World Cup is loud, national, tribal. It's 90 minutes of compressed drama. It's penalty shootouts and VAR controversies and Messi doing something that defies physics. It's your whole country holding its breath at the same time. It finishes and you either celebrate or you're devastated and it's over.

The Tour de France is slow-burn, cumulative, almost meditative. A stage is four or five hours of racing that builds to a finale. The GC battle plays out over three weeks of accumulated suffering. You can't fake it — the mountain always tells the truth. There are no penalty shootouts at Alpe d'Huez.

Both are great. But the Tour asks more of you as a viewer, and rewards you more for it. By the time the yellow jersey is decided in Paris on July 26th, you will have lived three weeks of racing with these riders. You will know their rhythms, their weaknesses, their faces in the moment of pain at the top of a climb. That's not something a 90-minute football match can give you.

Why July 2026 Belongs to Cycling Fans

Let's be honest about something: football fans have the World Cup every four years and they treat it like the only sport that exists.

Cycling fans have the Tour de France every single year and they've been treating it like the pinnacle of sport for over a century. Because it is.

July 2026 is simply the year that the rest of the world finally has to pay attention to the same month that cyclists have always known is sacred.

While football fans are sleeping off a late-night penalty shootout, cyclists are already awake, coffee in hand, watching the peloton wind through the Pyrenees in the morning light. While the world debates VAR decisions, cyclists are watching a lone rider crack on a mountain pass, the gap opening second by second, the race changing in real time.

This is our month. It has always been our month.

The Dates You Need in Your Diary

For the rest of July, here's what to watch:

Tour de France:

  • The Pyrenees stages (July 6–11): The first real test. Who cracks first?
  • Rest day July 13: Regroup, recover, read the GC analysis obsessively.
  • The Alps and Alpe d'Huez (July 18–25): Where Tours are won and lost.
  • Paris, July 26: The Champs-Élysées. Yellow jersey confirmed.

World Cup:

  • Quarter-finals: July 14–15
  • Semi-finals: July 17–18 (note: same days as the Tour's final mountain stages)
  • Final: July 19, MetLife Stadium, New Jersey

July 17th and 18th, in particular, are going to be something else. The Tour will be deep in the Alps. The World Cup semi-finals will be happening overnight in Europe. Those two days might be the peak of sporting intensity in modern history.

Plan your sleep accordingly.

Dress the Part

If you're going to live through the greatest sporting month of all time, you might as well look the part.

Whether you're watching from a café, following the Tour on a screen at the top of a climb, or hosting a combined Tour-and-World-Cup viewing party that runs from 4pm to 2am — a good cycling t-shirt is non-negotiable.

At Cycliste Touriste, we make cycling apparel for people who love the sport and don't take themselves too seriously. Eco-friendly materials, unique designs, worldwide shipping.

Because the World Cup will be over in two weeks. The Tour lasts three. And once it's done, you'll still be wearing your cycling kit long after the football has been forgotten.

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The Unwritten Rules of the Sunday Ride (That Every Cyclist Knows But Nobody Talks About)

29 June 2026 | By Cycliste Touriste



Every sport has its written rules. Cycling has those too — traffic lights, hand signals, the basics.

But then there are the other rules. The ones nobody writes down. The ones you only learn by accidentally breaking them in front of fifteen experienced cyclists who respond with a silence so loaded it haunts you for weeks.

This is your guide to those rules. Consider it a public service.

Rule 1: You Are Never Late. But Also, Don't Be Late.

The Sunday ride has a start time. This start time is both firm and flexible, depending on who you ask.

The veterans will be there five minutes early, clipped in, slowly circling the car park with the quiet energy of people who have been awake since 5:30am and have already had two espressos.

If you roll up exactly on time, you are technically fine. If you roll up two minutes late, you will find the group already moving and will spend the first kilometre riding hard to catch up, slightly out of breath, trying to act casual.

There is no grace period. Be early.

Rule 2: Know Your Place in the Peloton

The peloton has a social order. It is unspoken but absolute.

The front is for the strong. Not for showing off — for setting the pace, doing the work, reading the road. If you go to the front before you've earned it, you will be found out within approximately 400 metres.

The middle is for everyone else. Comfortable, sheltered, social.

The back is for people who are struggling, people who are new, or people who made the mistake of going to the front too early. The back is not shameful. The back is honest.

Know where you belong. Rotate when appropriate. Don't overlap wheels. This last one is not a suggestion.

Rule 3: The Café Stop Is Non-Negotiable

There is a café stop. There has always been a café stop. There will always be a café stop.

The café stop is not a rest. It is a ritual. It is the reward that makes the suffering meaningful. It is where the actual conversation happens, where the ride gets replayed and reinterpreted, where someone always orders a pastry they claim they "probably shouldn't" before immediately ordering it.

The coffee order matters. Espresso is the classic. A flat white is acceptable. If you order a decaf, keep that to yourself.

Do not be the person who suggests skipping the café stop to "keep the momentum going." You will not be popular.

Rule 4: Nobody Attacks on the Café Stop Climb. Officially.

Every Sunday ride has one. The climb just before the café. The one that, officially, is just part of the route.

Unofficially, it is a race. It is always a race. Everyone knows it is a race. Nobody will admit it is a race until someone attacks, at which point it is absolutely a race and everyone else has to decide in a split second whether they're going with it or letting it go and pretending they weren't trying anyway.

The etiquette: if you're going to go, commit. Half-attacking and then blowing up is embarrassing. Letting someone go and then sprinting to catch them thirty metres later is worse.

Rule 5: Flats Are a Group Problem

If someone gets a puncture, the group stops. This is not a debate.

You stop, you gather, and you help — or at least you stand around looking helpful while the person who knows what they're doing fixes it. This is one of cycling's genuinely noble traditions and it applies regardless of pace, weather, or how much you were in the zone.

The exception: if the person with the flat insists they're fine and waves you on, you may go. But offer twice first. Sincerely.

Rule 6: Strava Is Real Life

The ride is not over when you get home. The ride is over when you've uploaded to Strava.

Results will be checked. Segments will be compared. Someone will have had a suspiciously fast time on that climb and the group chat will have opinions about it.

If you set a PR, you may mention it. Once. Casually. As if you hadn't noticed.

If you got beaten on your home segment by a stranger on an e-bike, you do not mention it at all.

Rule 7: The Group Chat Has Its Own Rules

The Sunday ride group chat is a parallel universe with its own culture and customs.

Acceptable content: route proposals, weather updates, "anyone else coming Sunday?", post-ride photos, occasional cycling memes.

Not acceptable: voice messages. Nobody wants to listen to a two-minute voice note about the revised route. Type it out like a civilised person.

The ride debrief in the group chat on Sunday afternoon is sacred. It will involve at least one person claiming the climb "felt harder than usual," at least one photo of the café stop, and someone posting their Strava link with the message "solid day."

Rule 8: Weather Is Not an Excuse

Real cyclists ride in the rain. This is known.

Complaining about the weather before the ride is acceptable — it is practically a warm-up ritual. Complaining during the ride, however, is not done. You knew the forecast. You came anyway. Embrace it.

There is a specific kind of satisfaction that comes from finishing a wet, cold, miserable Sunday ride. You have earned it. The coffee at the café will taste better for it. The hot shower afterwards will be one of the great sensory experiences of your week.

Rain is not the enemy. Wind is the enemy. Rain you can dress for. Wind is just demoralising and there is no workaround.

Rule 9: What Happens on the Ride, Stays in the Group Chat

Specifically: if someone has a bad day, drops on a climb they usually cruise, or has a wobble in the corner — it gets gently ribbed in the group chat that afternoon and then it is done. It is not mentioned again. It does not define them.

Cycling is hard. Everyone has bad days. The group absorbs it and moves on.

This is, quietly, one of the best things about cycling communities.

Rule 10: Dress Like You Mean It

You don't need to spend a fortune on kit. But you need to look like you respect the sport.

Mismatched kit is tolerated. Baggy shorts over cycling shorts are not. Helmets are non-negotiable — not because of the rules, but because crashing without one is not a personality trait.

And if you're going to wear a cycling t-shirt to the café stop after the ride — make it a good one. Something with a bit of personality. Something that says you love cycling but you don't take yourself too seriously.

That's basically our entire philosophy at Cycliste Touriste.

The Bottom Line

The Sunday ride is, on paper, just a bike ride. In practice, it's a small weekly society with its own customs, hierarchies, rituals, and inside jokes. It's where friendships are built over café stops and suffering. It's where you find out who you are when your legs give out on the last climb.

It's also, if we're honest, one of the best things about being a cyclist.

See you out there. Don't be late.

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The Cycling Couple Survival Guide: How to Live With Someone Who Loves Cycling More Than You

22 June 2026 | By Cycliste Touriste


You knew what you were signing up for. Sort of.

Maybe it was the bike in the hallway on your first visit to their place. Or the way their eyes lit up when someone mentioned the Tour de France. Or the fact that the first thing they checked on holiday wasn't the hotel pool — it was the local cycling routes.

You fell in love with a cyclist. And now you live with one.

This guide is for you. The partner. The spouse. The long-suffering Sunday morning widow sitting alone with their coffee while somewhere out there, your other half is grinding up a hill in lycra, absolutely loving it.

Welcome. You are not alone.

Stage 1: Acceptance

The first step is accepting that cycling is not a hobby. It is a lifestyle. A religion. A calling.

Your partner does not just "go for a bike ride." They train. They have a plan. They track their watts, their heart rate, their average speed, and — if you've heard this phrase more than once — their Strava segments.

Strava, for the uninitiated, is a social media platform for cyclists where they compete with strangers for meaningless digital trophies called KOMs (King of the Mountain). Your partner cares about these more than they will ever admit.

Accept this. It is non-negotiable.

Stage 2: The Unwritten Rules of Living With a Cyclist

Over time, you will learn the rules. Here they are, so you don't have to discover them the hard way:

1. Saturday mornings belong to the bike. This is sacred. Do not plan brunch. Do not suggest a lie-in. Do not book anything before noon on a Saturday without checking the ride schedule first.

2. The garage is not the garage anymore. It is a bike workshop. There may be one bike. There may be three. The number tends to grow mysteriously over time. Do not ask questions.

3. Lycra dries on the radiator. You will get used to it.

4. "Just a short ride" means two to four hours. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

5. Pasta is a training food, not just dinner. Your Tuesday evenings will involve a lot of carbohydrates. This is actually fine.

6. They will talk about "the legs" as if they are separate entities. "The legs felt good today." "The legs weren't there." The legs have moods. The legs have good days and bad days. Nod sympathetically.

Stage 3: The Language Barrier

Living with a cyclist means learning a second language. Here's a quick glossary to help you navigate conversations:

What they say What it means
"I'm just going for a spin" 3+ hours, minimum
"I need new tyres" I want to spend €150 on something you won't notice
"My watts are up this week" Please ask me about my watts
"The weather looks good Sunday" Clear your schedule
"Can I just check Strava quickly?" 20 minutes minimum
"I'm almost at a KOM" Do not disturb under any circumstances
"It's not that expensive for a bike" It is very expensive for a bike

Stage 4: Finding the Unexpected Upsides

Here's the thing nobody tells you before you move in with a cyclist: there are genuine upsides.

They are incredibly fit. Whatever your feelings about the lycra, the person wearing it has legs that could crack walnuts.

They are rarely stressed. Cycling is cheaper than therapy, and it works better. After a long ride, your partner comes home calm, happy, and usually quite hungry — which leads us to the next point.

They will cook massive, delicious meals. Carb-loading is a skill. You benefit from this directly.

They wake up early. Which means by the time you surface on a Sunday morning, they've already done 80km, showered, and are ready to spend quality time with you. The rest of the day is yours.

They appreciate the little things. A good coffee. A sunny day. A flat road. Cyclists have a deep, genuine joy for simple pleasures. It's actually quite infectious.

Stage 5: The Gift Problem (And the Solution)

Here's where most cycling partners eventually end up: staring at a birthday or Christmas approaching, absolutely no idea what to buy.

You can't buy them a bike. Too personal, too technical, too expensive. You can't buy them cycling gear. Wrong size, wrong brand, they already have it. You can't buy them nothing. They're your partner.

What you can buy them is something that celebrates who they are.

That's exactly why we started Cycliste Touriste. We make funny, high-quality cycling apparel for cyclists and the people who love them — pieces that capture real cycling culture with a sense of humour.

Our bestsellers for cycling couples:

  • "Amazing Boyfriend, Okay Cyclist" — tell it like it is
  • "Great Husband, Okay Cyclist" — a classic for a reason
  • "World's Okayest Cyclist" — self-aware and proud of it
  • "I'd Rather Be Cycling" — for when they're politely sitting through your plans
  • "Coffee, Cycling and Beers" — the perfect summary of their weekend

These make brilliant gifts for a cycling boyfriend, gifts for a cyclist husband, or honestly — a treat for themselves. All made with eco-friendly materials, because most cyclists care about the planet as much as they care about their watts.

Stage 6: Becoming a Cycling Widow No More

Some partners resist. Some eventually join. And some find a perfect middle ground: they don't ride, but they become the world's most enthusiastic supporter — tracking the route on the app, having coffee ready at the door, and occasionally showing up at the top of a hill with snacks.

If you've reached this stage, congratulations. You haven't just accepted the cycling life. You've embraced it.

And if you're still in the resistance phase? That's fine too. Just maybe invest in some good noise-cancelling headphones for when they recap the entire ride, turn by turn, over dinner.

The Bottom Line

Living with a cyclist is not always easy. The early alarms, the bike maintenance smells, the Strava notifications, the completely unironic conversations about chamois cream.

But it comes with a partner who is passionate, driven, healthy, and genuinely happy doing something they love. And in the end, isn't that exactly who you want to share your life with?

Even if they do own four bikes.

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The Ultimate Cycling Gift Guide for 2026: What Every Cyclist Really Wants

June 2026 | By Cycliste Touriste

Whether you're shopping for a gift for a cyclist in your life, or treating yourself after a long ride, finding the right present for a cycling lover can be tricky. Bikes are personal, gear is technical, and most cyclists already have the basics covered. So what do you get the person who lives and breathes cycling?

We've put together the ultimate cycling gift guide for 2026 — packed with ideas that any road cyclist, mountain biker, gravel rider, or casual cycling tourist will genuinely love.

Why Cycling Is Bigger Than Ever in 2026

Cycling is having a moment — and it's not just a trend. With the Tour de France 2026 kicking off in Barcelona with a spectacular Team Time Trial, gravel riding exploding in popularity, and e-bikes becoming mainstream, more people than ever are discovering the joy of two wheels.

The cycling community is diverse: from the hardcore climber dreaming of Alpe d'Huez, to the weekend warrior on a coffee ride, to the casual cyclist exploring the countryside. The one thing they all have in common? They love anything that celebrates their passion.

That's where cycling apparel with personality comes in.

1. Funny Cycling T-Shirts — The Gift That Always Lands

There's a reason funny cycling t-shirts are one of the most searched gifts for cyclists online. A great cycling tee does two things: it's comfortable enough to wear every day, and it says something true about the cycling life without taking itself too seriously.

At Cycliste Touriste, our most popular designs tap into real cycling culture:

  • "Amazing Boyfriend, Okay Cyclist" — for the partner who disappears on Saturday mornings
  • "World's Okayest Cyclist" — because sometimes you just survive the ride
  • "I'd Rather Be Cycling" — for anyone stuck at a desk on a sunny day
  • "Eat Pasta, Ride Fasta" — the carb-loading mantra every cyclist lives by
  • "Weapon of Stress Reduction" — because cycling really is cheaper than therapy

These make perfect gifts for cyclists who have a sense of humour — and let's be honest, most of them do.

🎁 Pro tip: These are ideal as Father's Day gifts for cycling dads, birthday presents, or stocking stuffers for the cyclist in your family.

2. Cycling Sweatshirts — Style Off the Bike

The best cycling gifts aren't always about what you wear on the bike. A quality sweatshirt that celebrates cycling culture is something a cyclist will wear to the café, on the commute, or during the post-ride stretching session.

Look for eco-friendly materials — more and more cyclists care about sustainability, and it's something we take seriously at Cycliste Touriste. All our products are made with eco-friendly fabrics and dyes, so you can wear your love for cycling without a guilty conscience.

3. Gifts Inspired by Cycling's Greatest Moments

Road cycling fans are a special breed. They know the monuments, they track the GC standings, and they have opinions about who should win the Maillot Jaune. If you're shopping for a cycling enthusiast who follows the pro peloton, look for designs that nod to:

  • The Tour de France — the biggest race in the world, starting in Barcelona in 2026
  • Classic monuments like Paris-Roubaix and the Tour of Flanders
  • Retro cycling culture — vintage team names, old-school logos, and nods to cycling legends

Our Retro Inspired and Monuments, GC and Worlds collections are made exactly for this kind of cycling connoisseur.

4. Mountain Biking Gifts — For the Off-Road Adventurer

MTB is not just a sport, it's a lifestyle. If you're shopping for a mountain bike enthusiast, look for gear that speaks to their world: the trail, the mud, the climbs, and the descents.

Our MTB Logo tee and designs like "Mountain Passes, Sunsets and Freedom" capture that feeling of being deep in the mountains with nothing but your bike and the trail ahead.

5. Gifts for the Cycling Tourist

Cycling tourism is one of the fastest-growing travel trends of 2026, with destinations like Slovenia, Portugal's Douro Valley, and the classic Alpine routes topping the bucket lists of cyclists worldwide. If someone you know is planning a cycling trip, a great piece of cycling apparel is the perfect travel companion.

Our "Cycling Trip" and "A Perfect Sunday Ride with Friends" designs are made for the cyclist who treats their two wheels as a passport to the world.

6. Coffee + Cycling = The Ultimate Combination

If there's one truth universally acknowledged in the cycling world, it's this: cyclists love coffee. The café stop is sacred. The espresso before a big climb is ritual. The post-ride flat white is a reward well earned.

That's why our coffee-cycling designs are some of our best sellers:

  • "Coffee Ride" — it's not a training session, it's a café tour
  • "Coffee, Cycling and Beers" — the holy trinity of the weekend warrior

These make brilliant gifts for cycling friends who take their coffee as seriously as their watts.

How to Choose the Right Cycling Gift

Here's a quick cheat sheet:

If they are... Gift idea
A road cycling fanatic Retro or Monument-inspired tee
A mountain biker MTB collection
Always making cycling jokes Funny cycling t-shirt
A cycling tourist or traveller "Cycling Trip" or "Mountain Passes" design
Coffee obsessed Coffee Ride sweatshirt
A cycling couple "Amazing Boyfriend / Great Husband, Okay Cyclist"

Why Cycliste Touriste?

We're cyclists ourselves. We started Cycliste Touriste because we wanted cycling clothing with personality — something that celebrates the culture, the humour, and the love of riding without looking like a generic sports brand.

Every design is made for real cyclists, made with eco-friendly materials, and shipped worldwide. Whether you're in Europe, North America, or Australia, we've got you covered — in multiple currencies too.

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April 9th, 2026

10 Signs You're a Hopeless Cycling Addict (And Why That's Perfectly Fine)

By Cycliste Touriste — for the riders who know exactly what number they are.

Let's be honest. There's cycling as a hobby, and then there's cycling as a lifestyle. One involves a bike. The other involves a bike, four other bikes, a spreadsheet of your watts-per-kilo, strong opinions about espresso, and a slightly strained relationship with your wardrobe space.

If you've ever justified a new wheelset as a "long-term investment," this one's for you.

1. Your bike is worth more than your car — and you're fine with that

The car gets you to work. The bike gets you to yourself. The maths make perfect sense, actually.

2. You have a pre-ride coffee ritual more elaborate than most religious ceremonies

Grinder, pour-over, specific cup, specific spot near the window. Touch nothing. Say nothing. The ride begins here.

3. You describe suffering as "type 2 fun" — and mean it fondly

Legs burning at kilometre 90. Wind in your face. Rain appearing from nowhere. You are, objectively, miserable. You will describe this ride as "one of the best" by the time you're back home.

4. You've cancelled plans to "get a ride in"

Not a race. Not a training block. Just a ride. Just 80 kilometres on a Tuesday evening because the weather was good and the legs felt okay and honestly what else were you going to do, sit inside?

5. You know exactly what "bonking" means and have done it at least once

You were fine. And then, suddenly, you were not fine at all. You pushed on for another 15 kilometres on pure stubbornness and a half-eaten cereal bar. You've never left the house without food since.

6. Sunday mornings belong to the bike. Non-negotiable.

Your family knows. Your friends know. Sunday is sacred. The kit is already laid out on Saturday night.

7. You've become suspicious of anyone who calls a ride "just a short one"

"Short" in cycling means different things to different people. You've learned this the hard way, following someone who said it was "just a quick loop" and came home four hours later questioning your life choices.

8. You eat pasta without guilt — because science

Carbohydrates are not the enemy. Carbohydrates are the strategy. Anyone who says otherwise has never needed to get over a mountain pass on willpower and spaghetti.

9. You've given a bike a name

It just happened. You didn't plan it. But after you built it up, after that first long ride, it had a personality. And now it has a name. And you talk to it, occasionally, when things get hard.

10. You wouldn't change any of it

The early starts. The saddle sores. The weather that turned. The climbs that nearly broke you. The mechanical that cost more than it should have. The group rides where everyone was a little faster than expected.

All of it. You'd do all of it again, probably this weekend.

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